Serenity

Dear:
[ ] Moron
[x] Noob
[ ] Loser
[ ] Ganker
[x] 12 Year Old
[ ] Troll
[x] Nerfherder
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other:

You are being flamed because:
[ ] This is in the common suggestions thread and posted too many times a day.
[ ] You think Blizzard favors Horde
[ ] You think Blizzard favors Alliance
[x] You have posted a “Nerf Warlocks!” thread
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[ ] You're just an idiot.
[x] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[ ] You think that by spamming the forums you can get world PvP back
[ ] You think that blizzard will be removing DHKs from certain servers
[ ] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class .
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You fell from "the tree."
[ ] You posted false information.
[ ] You just plain suck.
[x] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Hormel.
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evrie sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommas.
[ ] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[x] Play a Holy paladin to level 70.
[x] /delete yourself
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Play a FULL prot spec Warrior to 70.
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[x] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat MCP.
[ ] Go aggro the murloc.
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[x] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[x] Never post again.
[x] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[x] STFU.
[ ] Your armory is a joke.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Learn to play
[ ] Join the Alliance
[ ] Join the Horde
[ ] All of the above